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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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freewillisanillusion:

i want you to think long and hard about the fact that steve went on the helicarriers with the objective of either getting bucky back or dying.

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whereisfancybread:

Nightwing fanart :3 I always see him on my dash, now i draws him too

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jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

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thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

NICOLA NICOLA LOOK

You mean my fellow penguins would guide me places and it would solve my always getting lost because of my dire sense of direction problem?

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trumpephile:

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sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

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